Dr. (allegedly) Drea Dinkleberry, formerly Watermelondrea Jones, is the heart and soul of Roach University. As the institution’s sole professor and newly appointed dean, she is dedicated to fostering an innovative, immersive, and entirely online learning experience for all Roach scholars. With a sharp intellect, an unwavering passion for education, and a curriculum designed to challenge the status quo, Dr. Dinkleberry brings a unique approach to academia—one that blends critical thinking, unconventional wisdom, and an unshakable commitment to student success.

Her leadership at Roach University is driven by the belief that knowledge should be accessible, transformative, and, most importantly, served with a side of reality checks. Under her guidance, students will not only gain expertise in their chosen fields but also develop the resilience and adaptability necessary to thrive in today’s unpredictable world.

When she’s not revolutionizing online education, Dr. Dinkleberry enjoys navigating the complexities of her personal life—though, as fate would have it, they tend to be just as challenging, dramatic, and occasionally chaotic as her professional endeavors.

Welcome to Roach University, where learning never sleeps, and neither does Dr. Dinkleberry.